Thot Patrol

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Peggy. I could not help but overhear via the listening devices I installed in your home that Hank is now streaming on Twitch.

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Dale, for once your lack of regard for our boundaries has saved me some effort. He insists his grill streams will promote propane awareness but he has gone too far.

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Oh, I don't know Peggy, he seems to really be having fun with it! Plus the cat ear headphones are kinda cute.

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The what.

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Bahaha Hank out here shillin propane like a gotdang egirl talk about them propane emoji hotdog water somethin else man I tell ya hwhat. can't gotdang hear him over streamlabs noise goin pew pew pew talkin bout donatin bits n shit man, pogchamps in the chat and dogs on the grill, real piece of work man.

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Hank, you have got to stop this! Think of your family!

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Peggy, I can't end the stream now, I'm getting "Pogs in the chat." That means people think propane is cool!

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I got this, Peggy.

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Hank, have you heard of something called "Rule 34?"

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BWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!